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Starring: Mike Brune, Anna Chlumsky, Katie Rowlett

Director: Alex Orr

Synopsis: In the near future gas prices have reached astronomical highs
nearing $40 a gallon. One man, Archie Andrews, an environmentalist
elementary school teacher, is trying to discover an alternate fuel source.
While experimenting with wheat grass, Archie accidentally stumbles upon a
solution. That solution turns out to be blood...Human blood.

Review:

I received an email on Myspace from these guys saying they needed press
would I help them out by reviewing it. I thought that this movie was going
to be the most boring movie ever and I would be writing yet another shitty
review. I loved this flick; It had me rolling with its crude humor. It was
totally different than what I expected. The story takes place in the future
where gas prices are through the roof so no one drives anymore. Archie, a
dorky elementary school teacher is hell bent on inventing a car that runs on
the wheat grass Lorraine from the health stand sells him. He spends night
after night coming home from school and working on his prized
possession. After accidentally cutting his finger blood mixes in with the
wheat grass and his engine finally starts.

So the next time he rides over to the health stand where he picks up his
juice, he takes the car and Denise from the opposing side's meat stand
saunters over and says she'll do just about anything to ride in a car. The
car runs on blood so Archie needs to come up with more to keep the car
running so he can keep nailing Denise. It's amazing what a piece of ass will
do to some guys. First he starts off killing squirrels, then dog's until he
graduates to human blood. Archie is a strict vegan and when he starts to
kill things, his emotions boil over and he sobs like a little girl each time. It
will have you holding your side laughing. It gets to the point where Archie
is breaking down and starting to lose it.

He's become obsessed with all the kinky things Denise is doing to him so
he is shoving anything he can into the trunk to fill that damn gas tank. I
kept looking at Lorraine wondering who she was and finally figured out she
was Anna C. from that movie "My Girl" with McCauley Caulkin. She plays the
cute ditsy vegan stand owner who is crushing on Archie in the worst way.
There is this one part in the movie where she asks Archie to do whatever it
is him and Denise do when they are alone and it shows brief clips of some
hilarious sex shots. There is lots of blood and humor for all in this crazy
creation with a little twist in the ending to spice it up.

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Overall: 6/10