Starring: Melissa Bacelar, Jack Dillon, Joshua Nelson, Jeanette Bonner,
Alan Rowe Kelly, Greg DePetro, Ed Avila
Director: James Tucker
Synopsis: A desperate depressed man finally finds love with a hooker who
has a huge appetite.
Review:
One day I was on Myspace browsing through the film section and came
across this movie "Eat Your Heart Out." I was immediately taken with the
films headline "Safe sex will never be the same." I thought to myself "How
could this not be interesting?" Sex and horror seem to really be the thing
right now from bringing back Exploitation flicks to horror porn. Does this
give you an idea of how fucked up today’s world really is? Jeffry Shapiro is
a car insurance salesman whose love life is just about non existent so he
becomes depressed and just wants one reason to get up in the morning,
someone to make his life complete. Poor thing goes through his little black
book and was barely recognized by any of the women in there. So he
decides to do what any normal horny male will do in a bind, he'll call an
escort service and pay for it.
After even being struck down by the numerous hookers he was knocking it
with he finally meets the enticing Pandora who is selling her box for cash,
but still falls in love with her and asks her to be his fiancé. Jeffry is exposed
to this woman's hunger for flesh and is appalled but STILL in love, will he
stay with her and support her sickening habit of making NYC look like just
one giant buffet. The gore was pretty cool in this one, Pandora munches
on her victims leaving a bloody disgusting trail for "The Stalker" who is
hunting her down with the determination of a dog in heat. Will he catch up
to her, or will she just slip through his violent fingers again?
"Eat Your Heart Out" also has plenty of squishy sounding neck breaking
noises that caught me off guard and made me cringe. Alan Rowe Kelly
plays the hookers/escorts madam and was quite the character with the
mouth of a truck driver, kinda like my fellow bums at bumscorner.com like
to say about me. Her existence on film is short lived but totally memorable.
In the past week I have reviewed several films and they all were pretty
boring or just flat out bad. That just wasn't part of "Eat Your Heart Out's"
plan, and this movie will show you what a woman has to endure to
survive... ya know a girl's gotta eat!
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Overall: 6/10
Alan Rowe Kelly, Greg DePetro, Ed Avila
Director: James Tucker
Synopsis: A desperate depressed man finally finds love with a hooker who
has a huge appetite.
Review:
One day I was on Myspace browsing through the film section and came
across this movie "Eat Your Heart Out." I was immediately taken with the
films headline "Safe sex will never be the same." I thought to myself "How
could this not be interesting?" Sex and horror seem to really be the thing
right now from bringing back Exploitation flicks to horror porn. Does this
give you an idea of how fucked up today’s world really is? Jeffry Shapiro is
a car insurance salesman whose love life is just about non existent so he
becomes depressed and just wants one reason to get up in the morning,
someone to make his life complete. Poor thing goes through his little black
book and was barely recognized by any of the women in there. So he
decides to do what any normal horny male will do in a bind, he'll call an
escort service and pay for it.
After even being struck down by the numerous hookers he was knocking it
with he finally meets the enticing Pandora who is selling her box for cash,
but still falls in love with her and asks her to be his fiancé. Jeffry is exposed
to this woman's hunger for flesh and is appalled but STILL in love, will he
stay with her and support her sickening habit of making NYC look like just
one giant buffet. The gore was pretty cool in this one, Pandora munches
on her victims leaving a bloody disgusting trail for "The Stalker" who is
hunting her down with the determination of a dog in heat. Will he catch up
to her, or will she just slip through his violent fingers again?
"Eat Your Heart Out" also has plenty of squishy sounding neck breaking
noises that caught me off guard and made me cringe. Alan Rowe Kelly
plays the hookers/escorts madam and was quite the character with the
mouth of a truck driver, kinda like my fellow bums at bumscorner.com like
to say about me. Her existence on film is short lived but totally memorable.
In the past week I have reviewed several films and they all were pretty
boring or just flat out bad. That just wasn't part of "Eat Your Heart Out's"
plan, and this movie will show you what a woman has to endure to
survive... ya know a girl's gotta eat!
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Overall: 6/10
Genres: Horror
Rated:
Country: USA
Year: 2006
Runtime:
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Year: 2006
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Review done by: The Angry Princess
Online since: February 20th, 2006
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